Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Hillary Clinton - A Fair and Honest Appraisal by Gill Bumby

Each week our mysterious featured writer, Gill Bumby, provides You, our fair reader, with a "Fair and Honest" appraisal of a public figure. This week we present...

"You give off the impression of being an early riser. You probably wake up at 6:30a every single morning with an exceedingly chipper demeanor and belt out songs that contain lyrics such as 'doodley doo' to the chagrin and dismay of most people around you. After the ritualistic sing-songing i bet its on to your morning pep talk to yourself. Similar to Annette Benning at the beginning of American Beauty who would assure herself with the phrase 'I will sell this house today', your pep talk is probably more along the lines of, 'I will CRUSH Obama today.'
I understand that it is of utmost importance for a potential world leader to give off an air of power and respectability, but the pure androgynous nature of your hairdo is far from flattering. I'm sorry, but I feel that some of your former long-ish styles of yesteryear from your days as the first lady in the White House were far more flattering to your face. All of that aside, you do come off as articulate and I would much rather see you in the oval office than any two-bit cowboy any day of the week."

Overall Rating...7.9

** WHO IS the mysterious and wise Gill Bumby ?! and WHAT is a "Fair and Honest Appraisal' ?! Find more info HERE

Hillary Clinton is forgetful video (ie Bosnia fiasco)
Hillary Clinton Wikipedia Entry

Gill Bumby Myspace

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